Take my blood

If anyone needs my blood (not now, but only after the 11th November 2006), please contact me and tell me why you or your loved one need my blood. Vampires need not apply.

My blood is on a first come first served basis though I have the right to execute my second come first served policy as I see fit. I will only donate if I’m fit for it. I have to be feeling well on that day and the initial blood pressure and blood count tests need to be satisfactory before the donation. If the medical officer says that I am unable to donate, then sorry … I tried.

It may not be the cleanest, purest and healthiest one out there but I guess it’s usable since I don’t see any mosquitoes dying by the truckload after enjoying my blood. I shall not be liable for any complications that may arise after receiving my blood.

You will agree not to take more than 450ml as I need the rest for myself. A replacement of an equivalent amount in beer would be much appreciated :)

The blood is FOB Penang, Malaysia. If you live in the Antarctica or other parts of the world, you would need to pay for shipping or better still, air tickets to ship myself to your country and back.

If you like to donate blood yourself and not sure about it, please read about the myths of blood donation. It will help you understand more about donating blood and even the benefits of it.

Tags : donate blood, take my blood, blood donation, blood pressure

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2 Comments so far

  1. CypherHackz on August 13th, 2006

    you really want to donate your blood?

  2. toxicle on August 14th, 2006

    CypherHackz: Yeah .. actually I did it 2 days back, so next one can only be done after 11th November 2006.

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