Buy his moustache

Biggnuts moustache
Biggnuts was selling his moustache on eBay. This guy is really funny. Too bad the auction already ended. He even provided a virtual “try before you buy” offer. Check out the auction.

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Care for some pussy juice?

VULVA ad
This one is a cracker. Some company in Germany apparently launched a new line of fragrance which smells like ….. vagina. Branded “VULVA Original”, it made quite an impression in Berlin’s 8th Internation Trade Fair. Talk about ingenuity!

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What bong do you want?

Me and my mate went to a foodcourt to have Curry Fish Head. Because there were many stalls, we called up a friend to identify the stall owners name. We found 2 stalls with the same name. One was operated by 2 Indonesian woman and the other was empty. These are Chinese style curry fish head stalls.

I wasn’t too happy with the fact that the owner left the stall under the hands of his 2 Indonesian maids. It’s a sign of crappy quality food.

We then saw Bong Cafe and decided it’s best to get a drink from them and which stall is owned by Ah Chun (owner). The girl from Bong Cafe was busy SMSing while my friend franticly waved his hand for attention. After about 1 minute of waving, someone saw us and started shouting at the SMSing girl.

She came for orders and we asked the ever important question. “Hey … which one is Ah Chun’s stall?”

“Both stalls are his. Same owner” she replied.

I made a mistake not asking her if the curry was superb. My friend went ahead and ordered from the 2 Indonesian maids.

Bong Cafe

As we waited for our curry, I can’t help thinking how the owner named his shop BONG. Was he having 19 cones on his bong when he was cracking his head for a name? Or did it just hit him … BONG! Ok I’ll name it BONG. Nevermind.

The sight of the curry did not impress me. It looked watery and tastes like curry soup. Very diluted and totally failed the high standards of our tastebuds. I often argue with Andrew, 95% of Chinese style curry are plain crap.

For top notch South Indian type curries, head to Tajjudin Hussein in Little India. The curry is so good you can drink it like soup non stop. Hrrm … I need to head there today for my fix.

0day shop

0day shop
0days on sale! Come and get em. Buy 2 exploits and get the next one free.

If you don’t know what 0days are … educate yourself.

I just can’t stop laughing when I saw this shop at Prangin Mall.

Corny Movie Title

Boa
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Python

And I thought Anaconda 2 was overkill.

Am I an atheist?

I just filled in a form which states my religion as “No Religion”. So am I considered an atheist?

An atheist is a person who denies the existence of god. I do believe in a universal God but not religion. I feel that religions are man made and it’s faiths, believes and customs are the results of human interpretation. We all know the consequences of misinterpretation.

Do not think I have no respect for religions. I believe everyone has their right of choice. It’s only despicable when they force/cheat someone into it or badmouth other religions. I would not believe anyone’s God would approve of that.

So what do you call a person who believes in God but not in religion?

Gravity powered aircraft flies with no fuel

Fueless AircraftFormer nuclear designer, Robert D. Hunt of Hunt Aviation Corp has come up with a new “gravity powered aircraft technology” that he claims can accomplish sustained fuel-less flight. Hunt has designed a new hybrid aircraft: a “gravity-powered aircraft” which is a fixed wing, ridged skin airplane made of lightweight and modern composite materials.

Would love to see this product as an affordable personal aircraft.

Another funeral

A good friend’s mother passed away and we helped out a bit with the procession. The hearse got loaded up and we followed closely.

Traffic police in action
This is one of the traffic police who provided us with a clear path as the hearse went for a little detour.

I was driving my car while my friend Daniel had his butt out of the window and happily snapping shots. My only worry was he’d fall off my car. The cops were cool though.

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Hawkers fighting

I was at a local hawker spot buying some food when a fight occured. I don’t know the names of the hawkers invovled so I’ll just provide a cast list :)

Laksa: A 40+ lady laksa seller.
Drinks: 20 year old drinks seller who is the son of Laksa.
FKT: 40 odd man selling Fried Koay Teow.
FR: Young man in his 20s selling Fried Rice.

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Women and their decisions

Women are just not made to make decisions. They are so damn fickle minded. Take this scenario.

“Which one is nicer? A or B?”

To a guy, don’t bother cracking your head for the answer because you will never get it right.

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