I am now offering my blood to the public. Be sure to read this before requesting. Contact me if you need my blood.

It’s the time of the year again. The sky is hazy and it’s just not funny.

Word has it that the Royal Malaysian Air Force has been busy with their cloud-seeding operations all over Sarawak since Wednesday.

Indonesia, please stop the open burning! You’re killing everyone beside you.

There’s a new concept in town for earning called PPP (Pay Per Post). You don’t need to sell anything to get paid. That’s the greatest part of it.

PPP works very much like PPC but better. Advertisers want to create buzz, build traffic and links back to their website or product page. Bloggers who want to earn money can opt to post about great opportunities offered by the advertiser and get paid in return.

What a simple and great idea I must say … It works both ways. If you want to advertise on blogs and get more traffic, sign up as an advertiser. If you want to earn money from blogging, then sign up as a blogger. Be sure to include my email (toxicle at gmail.com) as your referrer.

Dell and Apple notebook batteries are not the only ones hit. Now an IBM ThinkPad seems to be the latest victim. It cause quite a scene at the busy LAX.

So we’re waiting for a flight in the United lounge at LAX, the flight next to ours was heading to London and in the middle of final boarding, when suddenly this guy comes running the wrong way up the jetway, pushing other boarding passengers out of the way, he quickly drops his laptop on the floor and the thing immediately flares up like a giant firework for about 15 seconds, then catches fire. About a hundred other people in the lounge jumped up and began a mix of gawking and general panic, I clearly heard a few fleeing individuals saying something about terrorists. The fire burned for a minute while everybody just stared at it, then another flare up, this one much larger than the first, drove a larger group of gawkers away. Eventually, the high intensity flaring calmed down and a larger fire kicked in, all the while letting off a thick cloud of white smoke that was slowly filling the terminal. Finally, an employee came over with a fire extinguisher and put it out of its misery.

Somewhere in Cassville, Grant County … three men were arrested for attempting to rob a corpse for sexual intercourse. Their actions were twarted when locals alerted the police when they saw the men behaving suspiciously at the cemetary.

Each man was charged with being party to attempted third- degree sexual assault and being party to attempted misdemeanor theft.

Radke told police that Nicholas Grunke asked him to help dig up the grave so that he could take the corpse behind his house in Ridgeway and have sexual intercourse with the body. On the way to the cemetery, the men stopped at the Dodgeville Wal-Mart and bought condoms.

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If anyone needs my blood (not now, but only after the 11th November 2006), please contact me and tell me why you or your loved one need my blood. Vampires need not apply.

My blood is on a first come first served basis though I have the right to execute my second come first served policy as I see fit. I will only donate if I’m fit for it. I have to be feeling well on that day and the initial blood pressure and blood count tests need to be satisfactory before the donation. If the medical officer says that I am unable to donate, then sorry … I tried.

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I just got back from the Rakan Cop launching cum dinner at Equatorial Hotel. I got this goodie bag and loads of cops surrounding me. The dinner was supposed to start at 7.30pm and it really only started at 9pm. The usual wait for the bigshots.

Hunger stroke me bad as I waited and waited and waited for dinner to start. The worse thing was, there’s no alcohol. What do you expect right?

The guest of honor was our Penang Governor, Our CM, Deputy CM and a few others.

The Rakan Cop program is basically one which reaches out to the public to work hand in hand with the police. Citizens are encouraged to report any suspicious activity to the police so they can help clean up the city. In short, to be their eyes and ears. For those of you who don’t understand Malay, it’s just plainly being a copper’s nark.

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