Squeeky shoes

For humanity’s sake, please don’t buy squeeky shoes for your toddler and let him run all over the place. I can still hear squeeks in my head.

I was at some Government office waiting for my turn and enduring the endless squeeks of this little boy who had just found the joys of walking, thanks to his parent who bought him that nice pair of shoes which just won’t stop squeeking. I think he got like the best of the line … you know the Nike of squeeking shoes. They squeek so well it pierces the ears!

There is just a certain level of squeeks a person can endure in an enclosed quiet waiting room and after you pass that level, it just gets to you. The worst thing is that you can’t stop the little boy from walking and it’s not his fault that he’s thinking inside “Hey … that’s a nice tune I’m making with my shoe … what if I run faster … what if I start jumping … what if I walk backwards … I’ll surely make a hit everyone in this room will digg.”

What a predicament I was in.

Who wants my blood?

Yes … it’s the time to give away my blood again. I guess this will be last time this year as I will be getting another tattoo in April or March. It’ll take another 1 year before I am allowed to donate blood after my tattoo.

If you need my blood, read my terms & conditions first before contacting me.

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The 3 puppies are in good hands

Lucky is their middle name. I decided I had to leave them at the field in front of my house first while I go back to work and a SPCA van spotted me. The man asked me if I was the one who called them (to get rid of the puppies) and I told them no I just found these puppies in front of my house. He got down, took the puppies and put them in the cage. I asked him what will happen to them and he said they will be put to sleep.

I wasn’t happy with that answer and tried to ask him if he has some other alternative and he said no. Around the same time, a car drove past, screeched to a halt and reversed back towards the van. A lady walked up to us and asked if there’s any problem. I think she thought that I had problems with the SPCA and my own dog.

I told her the story and asked her if she could take care or find a home for those puppies as I’m late for work and I don’t want to leave them with SPCA. Thank god she was kind enough to take them and she said she’ll find a way to get them a good home. Alls well that ends well.

Sea Monkeys

No I’m not talking about Mozilla’s all-in-one Internet Application Suite.

I’m talking about those little aquarium filled with god-knows-what wiggly half being advertisements you see on Archie comics when taking your dump. Yes … the toy which lets you play god and bring those little shrimps to live from their sachets.

Just add a little bit of this and a little bit of that and in a matter of days … you have those little frankensteins swimming around waiting for your little sibling to pour them into the toilet bowl. I bet there’s tonnes of them still alive and well in the sewers.

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Need my blood?

I am now offering my blood to the public. Be sure to read this before requesting. Contact me if you need my blood.

Happy Deepavali

I would to wish all my Indian visitors a very Happy Deepavali … I hope you enjoy this day and many happy returns.

As for me, I’m going to be visiting my friends for good food :)

Bullocks! I can’t win again in 30 days?

Tokyo Summer Sonic Concert … hmmm wouldn’t that be nice? Better if I could get it for free … but a lousy RHCP t shirt I won a few weeks back stood in my way today. This was a shot at an all expense paid trip to Japan and catch great bands like Metallica, Red Hot Chilli Peppers and many other gay bands not worth mentioning.

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