Take my blood
If anyone needs my blood (not now, but only after the 11th November 2006), please contact me and tell me why you or your loved one need my blood. Vampires need not apply.
My blood is on a first come first served basis though I have the right to execute my second come first served policy as I see fit. I will only donate if I’m fit for it. I have to be feeling well on that day and the initial blood pressure and blood count tests need to be satisfactory before the donation. If the medical officer says that I am unable to donate, then sorry … I tried.

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