Sea Monkeys
No I’m not talking about Mozilla’s all-in-one Internet Application Suite.
I’m talking about those little aquarium filled with god-knows-what wiggly half being advertisements you see on Archie comics when taking your dump. Yes … the toy which lets you play god and bring those little shrimps to live from their sachets.
Just add a little bit of this and a little bit of that and in a matter of days … you have those little frankensteins swimming around waiting for your little sibling to pour them into the toilet bowl. I bet there’s tonnes of them still alive and well in the sewers.
Check em out.
Ha! I actually think they’re cultivated as pets FROM the sewers. Those little packets just contain pre-refined sewage runoff, with a little bit of food.
Anita