Gmail just released their themes feature and it is indeed a refreshing sight. They should be enabling users in batches and if you’re still stuck with the old interface, I have some eye candy for you. Enjoy 
As some of you guys might have noticed, my blog was hacked inside out, database screwed, everything wiped out but I’m now back online and had to start from scratch 
But I guess it’s good to be back and I hope I do keep this blog updated more frequently
Amsterdam is a great place to visit if you’re in Europe. I like to do my trip reports very late. It brings back sweet memories and I’m sure I will visit the city again cos I’m not done with it yet.
If you travel by plane, Schiphol airport will be the first sight you’ll see when you land. Schiphol has been voted the best airport in the world several times. Seriously, our KLIA beats the shit outta this airport sizewise but it’s clean and tidy. You can either take a taxi or fast train to Centraal Station. I took the fast train which is obviously fast and super smooth.
It’s good to find a hotel/hostel/bed & breakfast somewhere near Centraal. You’ll save a lot of time and travelling because all the action is within walking distance. Not to mention the trouble of lugging your backpack around trying to find a place to crash. Book ahead on the Internet and make sure to get detailed directions on how to get there.
When in Amsterdam, the best way to travel is by tram and foot (don’t be a fool and rent a car. Parking in the city is fuckin expensive). Get either the strippenkaart (for trams, buses and metro) or I amsterdam card (for trams, buses, metro and free entrance to tonnes of Museums) instead of paying per ride. Available in most tobacco shops, post offices, tourist offices or any railway ticket office.
I chose the strippenkaart because I’m not such a fan of museums. The most popular spots are just within 1-3 zones so you can reuse them within an hour if you’re quick with your visits. Most drivers are friendly with tourists and usually let you in without stamping your strippenkaart after their one hour validity period. There was a time when mine was 1.5 hours past it’s validity. You don’t have to get individual strips for each person and may share a strip with several friends as long you have enough empty strips. The fine for travelling without a valid stamp is EUR 60.00 so use your brains. If you’re using the “I amsterdam card”, you don’t have to worry about validity.
Another option is to rent a bicycle. Just be sure to rent it from a legal shop and not from a crack dealer. I have no experience cycling in Amsterdam so I’ll shut up about it. Frankly speaking, I see more bicycles here than in Shanghai or Beijing.
Be careful while crossing the road when you see tram rails and bicycle lanes marked by yellow lines. Don’t stand in their way when you’re looking at maps. Make sure to look both sides twice (4 to 8 times depending on how stoned you are) before crossing. Being slammed by a tram is not a funny thing. Bicycles are kings of their lane there so don’t get mad when a cyclist gets cross at you for being in their way.
Whatever you do, if you stumble around Chinatown and see a Chinese restaurant called Nam Kee, do not be tempted. Their rice is hard as rock and their food tastes bland. Go for their local food. Try the Dutch pancakes.
This is something you should not miss. Febo is Dutch’s alternative to McDonalds. It’s really good. All fried stuff you can eat in little vending machine slots. Just drop €1.20 in and pop the lid open. The primary automat vended items are hot krokets, bami, sausages, pre-made burgers, and a variety of sandwiches. Mmmmmm yummy!
I listed this first because I missed it. It’s closed on Mondays so plan your trip properly. Word has it that you get insane amounts of beer (when I was there in February) and the factory tour. Must visit!
This is one of the busiest outdoor market in Amsterdam. One one side, you’ll see flowers of every colour including black and silver. On the other side, there are quaint souvenirs, pussies and headshops.
It gets boring after a while if you’re not an art fan. I think I can paint far better with my foot. You can see all his paintings when he’s in different moods. Most of them look like crap anyway.
Now this guy is more an artist to me. His works are very detailed and very talented on different medias. This place shows his house exactly as it is when he lived in it. I loved his collection of different artifacts all around the world.
We did it during nighttime thinking that it’ll be lovely to see Amsterdam at night. Boy was I wrong! We fell asleep a few times wishing the ride would end soon. Best to do it during daytime although guides recommend that you do it nighttime. Romantic my ass! I might be wrong if it’s Summertime.
Watch pigeons and the grim reaper ripp people’s money for taking photos with him.
Located just on Dam Square, this famous wax museum is your best alternative to London’s. Where else can you stick your middle finger up Bush’s nose?
Watch the progress of sex through time. Even if you’re the biggest dickhead around, there’s one bigger than you (no offense Len, I don’t mean you).
The infamous Red Light District springs into action as night falls. We went for a live sex show and boy was it crap (what’s crappier is when you’re dumb enough to pay for a video show). The bouncer cum salesperson tries to sell you entrance to their sex shows. You get to watch 6 shows and stay as long as you want. Sounds like a steal?
© Pictures of Amsterdam courtesy of Amsterdam.info
I initially thought we would get to see 6 simultaneous shows on six rooms or stages. Instead there was only 1 stage with 6 repeating shows lasting about 10 minutes each. You don’t even get to see them ejaculate! But to think about it, the performers will run out of cum very fast if they work an 8 hour shift and cum every performance. You’ll know it’s time to leave when you see Batman perform again 
© Pictures of Amsterdam courtesy of Amsterdam.info
All long the area, there are rows of see through windows filled with slim and sexy prostitutes. There’s even an area filled with fat, old and ugly ones. Be sure not to shoot any photos of them or you’ll quickly end up in a lot of trouble. I’m not kidding here!
Located along the Red Light District is what they’re trying to turn into the Green Light District. Be sure to visit the Cannabis College and The Hash Marijuana Hemp Museum.
The Cannabis College is operated by the owners of The FlyingDutchmen and entrance is free. It’s aimed to educate the public about cannabis use and it’s medicinal properties. Even if you’re blind, you won’t miss the smell when you’re nearby.
All coffee shops in Amsterdam do not sell alcohol but marijuana and hash. You’ll be presented with a menu of different types of cannabis and hash. You are allowed to bring your own weed and smoke there as long as you order a drink. Stick to weed. Buying hash gets you almost nowhere. At least for me. All of them play good music for you to chill. Normal non weed selling shops are labeled “Cafe”. If it’s labeled “Coffee Shop”, you can be sure they sell weed.
I got a recommendation from a local who came out of nowhere when we were looking for Amnesia. He told me that all the locals go to SpeakEasy and they sell all types weed at the same price plus you get a little bit more depending on how much you buy (different types of weed costs different elsewhere). It’s really a small place but business is very brisk. You can see a lot of locals doing takeaways there. Go for the strongest “White Widow” type. Thanks for the tip “outta nowhere guy” 
More reports when I visit again …
I’ve got tonnes of people complaining about slow Bittorrent download speed on my blog almost everyday. Most of them tried port forwarding and complain that my tips do not work. They did work before but probably not now. TMNET started traffic/bandwidth shaping Bittorrent connections of their users.
First of all, please understand what port forwarding is all about. When you’re behind a firewall or router, you computer’s ports will not be visible to the Internet. Port forwarding will allow anyone from the Internet to connect to your computer’s ports. You may place yourself in the DMZ to achieve this but it’s not advisable due to security reasons.
Now we move on to the subject of traffic shaping. This is done on your ISP side, namely StreamyX. They had decided to limit your Bittorrent download speed simply because you leechers are sucking up all their bandwidth with your non stop downloads 24 hours a day.
Another thing you should understand is the architecture of Bittorrent. Do not assume that if you have subscribed for a 1mb connection you should get that speed when downloading. Your download speed may vary due to your seeder’s and peer’s connection speed. There are still a lot of factors that may affect the speed but I’m not going to explain them here.
With your ISP traffic shaping torrent connections, how do you go around their filter?
They detect torrent connections by reading its header packets. If they can’t determine that it’s a torrent connection, it won’t be filtered. The way to go around their filter is to encrypt your packets.
You can do this by using a client which supports protocol encryption. I would recommend you use BitComet for this. Under Preferences - Advanced - Connection, change the option of Protocol Encryption to “Always”.
This will ensure that your header packets are always encryption and your ISP will not be able to tell that it’s torrent traffic. Please take note that I do not provide any support in case you can’t increase your speed.
I know a lot of you guys are asking for this article so here it goes. Don’t blame me for anything if it don’t work for you.
The ZTE ZXDSL 831 supplied by TMNet for it’s StreamyX service. It’s a cheap but quite powerful DSL bridge/router. It uses the GlobespanVirata chipset which is also known to be used to products like D-Link. Since this company has merged with Conexant, support files for the chipset has been removed. You might be able to find it somewhere if you look hard enough.
A bit from the Bittorrent FAQ :-
The BitTorrent client will normally use ports 6881 to 6889, so when you are adding the ports to your firewall, make sure you cover the whole block.
If you don’t know the default password, you should check out ZTE ZXDSL 831 default password.
After you login, click on Services tab.
Under NAT Options listbox, choose NAT Rule Entry.
Click Add to add a new rule.
Rule Flavor: RDR
Rule ID: 15
IF NAME: ALL
Protocol: ANY
Local Address From: 192.168.1.x (Your Bittorrent Client IP)
Local Address To: 192.168.1.x (Your Bittorrent Client IP)
Global Address From: 0.0.0.0
Global Address To: 0.0.0.0
Destination Port From: 6881
Destination Port To: 6889
After done all that don’t forget to click on Admin tab and then Commit & Reboot. Make sure to click Commit then Reboot.
This setting should work for other P2P programs. You just need to find out which port they use and then set the required forwarding.
Update: Those of you complaining about slow download speed, please understand the fact that TMNET limiting your torrent connection speed. Read how to defeat their filters.
This was first posted on my old blog. It should not be a mystery for those of you who wish to explore your modem supplied by Telekom Malaysia.
The default password may not work if you’re living in another country. I’ve had quite a few people asking for the default password so might as well just document this.
Try
(Case sensitive)
Username: ZXDSL
Password: ZXDSL
or
Username: ADSL
Password: expert03
What do you do when you’ve accessed the administration page? Perhaps you wanna configure your ZTE ZXDSL 831 as a router.
The ZTE ZXDSL 831 is a modem/router supplied by Telekom. It works as a modem by default but you can change it to a router. In router mode, you don’t need to dial StreamyX anymore. The router will dial it for you automatically.
Configure to router mode.
Once it’s done you should check your Internet connectivity by loading your favourite website.
You might want to speed up your P2P download speed by viewing Port forwarding ZTE ZXDSL 831 for better Bittorrent download speed.
